Ten Things You Should Know About Me:
01) I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.
02) A book just fell on my head. I only have myshelf to blame.
03) My friend lost his voice and both legs in a car accident, but he doesn't make a song and dance about it.
04) I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
05) I saw a poor old lady fall over today. At least I presume she was poor - she only have €3 in her purse.
06) I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.
07) I went for an audition the other day; they were casting 13 people to be clouds. Unfortunately 14 turned up, so it was overcast.
08) I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
09) I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them to know my real name, do I?
10) I have a terrible sense of humour...